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Diana Ozon is dichter, auteur, performer, tekenaar en gast- docent. Ze publiceert sinds '77 is bevlogen podiumfenomeen, treedt solo op en soms met muzikale begeleiding.

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Wereldmuseum, Things That Matter

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Woordfestival

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Sunsation Festival

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Literaire lunch in de Koninklijke Industrieele Groote Club

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Poëzieavond in buurtkamer Parlarie



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Onthulling monument Ilse Starkenburg Zoutkeetsplein



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Dichten om te herdenken op het OLV

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LP release Nadagen in Zaal 100

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Presentatie punkstrip Patty Pin in de Vrijplaats/Resistor

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14 Feb- Amsterdam

Poetry Musica op Het Einde van de Wereld

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22 Jan 2024 - Amsterdam

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Diana Ozon | 01 September 2004Spam Poetry

Posticoon Ozon uitsnede foto René Seghers (c) Orkut (sic)Op de besloten internetgemeenschap Orkut * is in de categorie Computers & Internet door mij een poëzierubriek geopend. Deze staat inmiddels ook voor de beschrijving van de hele Spamgroep:

 

community icon (c) Orkut (sic)description: Spam unexpectedly takes us to creative hights. (see thread "Every era gets the poetry it deserves") (Niels)
category: Computers & Internet
owner: Felipe Rodriquez
type: public
forum: anonymous
created: Friday, February 06, 2004 

                                size: 292 members

Hieronder volgen een paar readymades zoals ik die aantrof in mijn mail en heb gepost op Orkut in Every era gets the poetry it deserves



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10-2-04

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11-2-04

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TWO SPAM MAKE ONE POEM

1
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12-2-04

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Spam Poetry (c) Orkut 2004 (sic)

* Leden kunnen leden voordragen.





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