Diana Ozon | 01 September 2004Spam Poetry
Op de besloten internetgemeenschap Orkut * is in de categorie Computers & Internet door mij een poëzierubriek geopend. Deze staat inmiddels ook voor de beschrijving van de hele Spamgroep:
description: Spam unexpectedly takes us to creative hights. (see thread "Every era gets the poetry it deserves") (Niels)
category: Computers & Internet
owner: Felipe Rodriquez
type: public
forum: anonymous
created: Friday, February 06, 2004
size: 292 members
Hieronder volgen een paar readymades zoals ik die aantrof in mijn mail en heb gepost op Orkut in Every era gets the poetry it deserves
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8-2-04
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8-2-04
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9-2-04
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ABOVEBOARD FORGIVEN
TODAY'LL DEBUNK
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10-2-04
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ACTION BY SPAMCOP ENDS IN BODYCOUNT
(header)
CRYING FOR HELP
DEAR_FRIEND,
FROM_ENDS_IN_NUMS,
NIGERIAN_BODY1,
NIGERIAN_BODY2,
NIGERIAN_BODY3,
NIGERIAN_BODY4,
RCVD_IN_BL_SPAMCOP_NET
11-2-04
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TWO SPAM MAKE ONE POEM
1
<p><font color="#F5F5F5">Well done! Loft Story Will you</font></p>
<p><font color="#F5F5F5">It's funny May I put in a word?</font></p>
<p><font color="#F5F5F5">Family Vacation normally cost</font></p>
2
<p><font color="#F5F5F5">Greek Mithology Which one?</font></p>
<p><font color="#F5F5F5">Assian Niki Taylor</font></p>
<p><font color="#F5F5F5">Chat What a painful loss</font></p>
12-2-04
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AGAIN A POET TURNED INTO SPAMMER
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Something to think about:
A cheese peels, displaying painfully to a tired creep,
In ports, the culture will walk, reconcile not
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In rulers, the theater will step, address not
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Blades like towers ruin lightly to shirt, throwing out
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14-2-04
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22-2-04
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WAN.T EN/D S.PAM WITH US?
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you o w e it to your self to try this pro0gram,
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or as many people possi5ble.
Together lets help clear the Internet of S8P*A+M!
STOP .S_P*A5M IN ITS TR.ACKS!
Do you get jun8k, scams and wo.rse in your i.nbox every day?
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25-4-04
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13-6-04
Spam Poetry (c) Orkut 2004 (sic)
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